【鞍山华通留学】外国人这么吐槽专业,还能好好留学么?笑cry~
1.生化专业-Biochemistry
上学时,你以为自己战斗在抗癌事业的超前线,毕业后,你却站在生产洗发水的超好线……
Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.
2.信息技术-Information Technology
“百度”曾经曰过……
Let me google that for you.
3.化学专业-Chemistry
又名“酒精可以解决一切”专业。
Where alcohol is the solution.
4.政治学-Political Science
不要问我正确的观点是什么,反正你的观点一定不对。
Your opinion is wrong.
5.结构工程学-Structural Engineering
建筑师中物理超好的,以及物理专业里超懂建筑的。
Because architects don’t know what physics is.
6.传播学-Communications
专业指导如何说服“基友”你专业的意义!
We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.
7.言语病理学-Speech Pathology
我们有的是办法让你开口(听起来好可怕的样子~)。
We have ways of making you talk.
8.语言学-Linguistics
我们研究过很多种语言,却没有一门是能流利使用的。
Study 17 languages, be fluent in none of them.
9.统计学-Statistics
我们从不制造数字,我们只是擅长编故事。
Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.
10.动物学-Zoology
因为并没有喵星人专业……
Because you can’t major in kittens.
11.心理学-Psychology
拿到硕士学位之前只能祝君好运了。
Good luck doing anything before getting your master’s.
12.历史学-History
历史不一定会重演,而你一定会……
History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
13.英语专业-English
只想静静地当一名英语老师。
So you want to be a teacher.
14.物理学-Physics
不要在意上周学了什么,反正下周都会被推翻……
Everything you learned last week was wrong.
15.护理学-Nursing
一边努力学习如何治病救人,一边谨防把自己的小命搭进去……
Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.
16.海洋生物学-Marine Biology
说好的海豚呢?为什么我看着的都是海藻?
I wanted to play with dolphins, instead I’m looking at algae.
17.会计学-Accounting
没错,我的灵魂就是¥$€的形状!
Selling your soul for money.
18.金融学-Finance
我们是不愿意把灵魂卖给金钱的人,其实只因为会计太难了……
Because accounting was too hard.
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